2000-04-03 - #Geek Log

Session Start: Mon Apr 03 12:22:41 2000
[12:22] *** Now talking in #geek
[12:22] *** Topic is 'Triplets chosen by a multiplicative congruential random-number generator'
[12:22] *** Set by neilv on Tue Mar 28 23:04:02
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[12:24] <simmondo> Hi Taz
[12:25] <Taz> morning
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[13:05] <simmondo> Hi Sonia
[13:05] <Fern> hello
Session Close: Mon Apr 03 13:08:12 2000
Session Start: Mon Apr 03 14:32:21 2000
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[14:32] *** Topic is 'Triplets chosen by a multiplicative congruential random-number generator'
[14:32] *** Set by neilv on Tue Mar 28 23:04:02
[14:32] -It- All is iris in the music world today - come in, stick around for a while - talk to us about your favourite tunes! Latest Reviews on http://custservweb/~armstrop/MUSIC.HTM, or type ?review. The virtual jukebox (activate by typing ?jukebox) plays some of my own personal favourites (virtually)
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Session Start: Mon Apr 03 14:32:24 2000
[14:32] *** Now talking in #geek
[14:32] *** Topic is 'Triplets chosen by a multiplicative congruential random-number generator'
[14:32] *** Set by neilv on Tue Mar 28 23:04:02
[14:32] -It- All is 12blue in the music world today - come in, stick around for a while - talk to us about your favourite tunes! Latest Reviews on http://custservweb/~armstrop/MUSIC.HTM, or type ?review. The virtual jukebox (activate by typing ?jukebox) plays some of my own personal favourites (virtually)
[14:32] -PowerIt- All is 12blue in the music world today - come in, stick around for a while - talk to us about your favourite tunes! Latest Reviews on http://custservweb/~armstrop/MUSIC.HTM, or type ?review. The virtual jukebox (activate by typing ?jukebox) plays some of my own personal favourites (virtually)
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Session Close: Mon Apr 03 14:33:01 2000
<It> Poik!
[14:33] <simmondo> indeedy
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[14:34] <simmondo> oops
[15:19] <Fern> OI MARCROFT - answer my mail!!!
[15:29] <Sean> ping bionicram
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[16:04] <simmondo> I love my sister
[16:04] <simmondo> She has just called
[16:04] <simmondo> she has booked me a facial for saturday
[16:05] <simmondo> and told my kids and hers that they are all doing my housework this weekend
[16:07] <neilv> Wow - any chance of her renting them out?
[16:07] <simmondo> lol
[16:07] <simmondo> I dunno
[16:08] <neilv> We'll pay minimum wage!
[16:08] <Fern> thats sooooo cool
[16:08] <simmondo> I think its really sweet of her
[16:08] <simmondo> its cos she knew I was fed up
[16:09] <simmondo> lol
[16:09] <simmondo> if she succeeds will be a miracle
[16:09] <simmondo> I have been having a runnign battle with my two to help me for the last two months
[16:10] <Fern> make pocket money depend on chores - my parents did that and it worked :-)
[16:10] <simmondo> I have but I feel guilty
[16:10] * simmondo <---- wimp
[16:11] * neilv takes notes...
[16:11] <Fern> dont feel guilty
[16:11] <neilv> After all, I'm going to have my own little one to train by next turesday.
[16:12] <Fern> kids are there to do housework
[16:12] <neilv> I figure I'll get it working on chores by the following friday.
[16:12] <simmondo> I have also decided to ban sweets if I find one more wrapper ont he floor
[16:12] <simmondo> kewl Neil
[16:12] <simmondo> :o)
[16:12] * simmondo crosses her fingers for you
[16:12] * neilv crosses everything :-)
[16:12] <neilv> I knew that Yoga class would pay for itself...
[16:13] <simmondo> rofl
[17:54] <Fern> nitenite
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[19:28] <gregor> ?lines gregor
* It 4,8* gregor has 102 entries *
[19:28] <gregor> ?loins gregor
[19:28] <gregor> what did i miss?
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[0:03] <ben> so
[0:05] <devin> la
[0:06] <ben> te
[0:06] <ben> D'oh!
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[9:04] <Fern> drip drip drip
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[9:26] <nielseke> OMG, Fern is dripping on the channel's carpet
[9:26] <nielseke> hey fern, why are you dripping?
[9:43] <simmondo> morning all
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[10:00] * immells bows to simmondo and offers her a delicious, freshly baked chocolate chip cookie
[10:03] <Fern> I was dripping with rain water
[10:05] <simmondo> yuck very wet out there
[10:05] <simmondo> ta Seth
[10:05] <simmondo> how are you?
[10:05] <immells> Not too bad - headed home soon.
[10:05] <immells> 37 working days left ;)
[10:06] <Marcroft> Morning Seth
[10:06] <Marcroft> you heading home for good?
[10:06] <immells> I am taking a year off to travel. Honest.
[10:07] <Marcroft> Fantastic
[10:07] <Marcroft> wherre you gunna travel to?
[10:07] <immells> We'll head home to Chicago for a month, then California in July for a friend's wedding, Europe in the Fall, US for the holidays, OZ and NZ for Winter, Asia for spring (if there's any money left).
[10:10] <Fern> thanks to everyone who helped me with my last philosophy essay - I got the equivalent of a 2.1 for it :-)
[10:10] * Marcroft looks forward to the european leg
[10:13] <immells> Yah, so do I.
[11:11] <immells> Have a good night/day all
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[11:36] <simmondo> Noisy lot today
[11:40] * Fern is busy pretending not to be on chat to her team
[11:40] * Marcroft is pretending not to be on drugs to his team
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[12:09] * simmondo is sleepy
[12:33] * Taz morning all
[12:40] * paxman is busy pretending not to be on his team at all
[12:57] <simmondo> lol why's that Pax?
[12:57] <simmondo> Hi Taz
[12:58] <Taz> hi donna
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[13:44] <Sean> whodat
[13:52] <Marcroft> ?city
[13:52] <Marcroft> ?city London
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[13:53] <Marcroft> ?phone marcroft
[13:53] <BionicRam> Paul Andrew Marcroft Phone: 72100 (in London)
[13:53] <Marcroft> marvellous stuff
[13:54] <Marcroft> ?tripletodds
[13:54] <BionicRam> Current triplet odds: normal=60% thief=30% anti=10%
[13:55] <Marcroft> ?banlist
[13:55] <BionicRam> Currently banned from guessing/triggering triplets: phaedrus
[14:28] <simmondo> brrrr its freezing out there
[14:49] <AlGardner> stay in then
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[15:27] * Fern curses meetuings
[15:43] <AlGardner> ?triplet
[15:44] <AlGardner> ?scorecard
[15:44] <BionicRam> Triplet(s) are worth 22.5 1.5 1.4 points.
[15:44] <BionicRam> ront 33.0
[15:44] <BionicRam> ben 32.1
[15:44] <BionicRam> devin 28.4
[15:44] <BionicRam> kez 26.3
[15:44] <BionicRam> nielseke 10.9
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[16:09] <simmondo> what a lot of quitters
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[16:11] <Fern> Im not
[16:20] <simmondo> lol
[16:20] <simmondo> :o)
[16:20] <simmondo> how's it going?
[16:20] * simmondo wants to go to sleep
[16:28] <Fern> me too
[16:28] <Fern> but I have a date
[16:28] <Fern> and a wine crisis
[16:29] <Fern> he asked me to bring white - but antony and people think I should bring red as we are having pasta
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[16:32] <simmondo> why you can have either with pasta
[16:32] <simmondo> depends on what type
[16:32] <simmondo> also doesnt matter what matches if he doesnt like white
[16:32] <simmondo> red rather
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[16:35] <neilv> I find that a nice brown ale works quite well.
[16:35] <neilv> Serve it in a wine glass for that 'classy' touch.
[16:39] <Fern> lol
[16:39] <Fern> I am sooooo nervous
[16:40] <neilv> I find that a nice brown ale helps that.
[16:40] <simmondo> you will be fine
[16:40] <neilv> Come to think of it, there aren't many questions that I don't answer with 'Hmmm - a nice brown ale'
[16:40] <simmondo> and the brown ale wont go with pasta
[16:40] <simmondo> go for a light white or a rose
[16:40] <simmondo> red is too heavy for pasta unless you are talking chianti
[16:41] <paxman> wasn't that a song by banarama?
[16:42] <simmondo> nope kajagoogoo
[16:42] <neilv> Donna - brown ale goes with EVERYTHING!
[16:42] <paxman> hmmm
[16:42] <paxman> i'm pretty sure it was banarama
[16:42] <simmondo> I think they just did a cover
[16:42] <neilv> (As long as you don't mind everything tasting of brown ale, of course)
[16:43] * neilv has been smoking too much crack lately.
[16:43] <simmondo> does that taste of brown ale too
[16:44] <simmondo> cos if so you may have sold a fake there
[16:44] <simmondo> been sold even
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[16:46] <neilv> Mmmm - a pint of 'Old Knobbler' and a couple o' rocks. What more could a person want?
[16:46] <simmondo> rocks?
[16:46] <Fern> LOL - just spoke to my mum - she knows me too well
[16:47] <simmondo> ?
[16:47] <Fern> she said - dont drink too much and dont sleep with him on first date
[16:47] <simmondo> roflmao
[16:47] <Fern> hehe
[16:47] <Fern> Ive finally got some holiday booked
[16:47] <Fern> first two weeks in may
[16:47] <simmondo> kewl when?
[16:47] <Fern> yippeeeeee
[16:47] <simmondo> and where are you going
[16:47] <simmondo> woohoo
[16:47] <Fern> dunno
[16:47] <Fern> got options
[16:48] <Fern> a) stay with parents
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[16:48] <simmondo> yip
[16:48] <Fern> b) go to Marty in canada
[16:48] <simmondo> yip
[16:48] <Fern> c) travel round uk visiting mates
[16:48] <simmondo> yip
[16:48] <Fern> d) see if Owen can get some time off....
[16:48] <simmondo> lol if you are still with him
[16:48] <Fern> depending on how well tonight goes of couse
[16:48] <Fern> yep
[16:48] * simmondo points to recent experiences
[16:48] <Fern> erm yep
[16:49] <Fern> you know me too well too :-)
[16:49] <Fern> and you
[16:49] <simmondo> lol actually I meant me
[16:49] <Fern> yeh - but it goes for both of us
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[16:49] <simmondo> 12sob boohoohoo bawl
[16:49] <simmondo> oh well
[16:50] <simmondo> I told you my sister has taken pity on me didnt I
[16:50] <simmondo> she is sending me to have a facial on saturday
[16:50] <Fern> yep - thats good
[16:50] <Fern> Im going paintballing sunday
[16:50] * BionicRam hiccups
[16:50] <Fern> <-mad
[16:50] <Fern> going
[16:50] <Taz> erm, facial?
[16:50] <simmondo> and is mobilising my kids and hers and her bf to do my housework and paint my bathroom for me
[16:50] <Fern> paintballing
[16:50] * BionicRam hiccups
[16:50] <Fern> pai
[16:50] <neilv> tba
[16:50] <Fern> ain
[16:50] <simmondo> ntb
[16:50] <Taz> bal
[16:50] <Fern> int
[16:50] * BionicRam Congratulates Taz. You guessed the secret normal triplet 77 (BAL) and scored 1.5 points!
[16:50] <Fern> ntb
[16:50] <Fern> ARSE
[16:51] <Taz> lol
[16:51] <simmondo> rofl
[16:51] <simmondo> ?scorecard
[16:51] <Fern> NOT FAIR
[16:51] <BionicRam> Triplet(s) are worth 22.5 1.5 -1.0 points.
[16:51] <BionicRam> ront 33.0
[16:51] <BionicRam> ben 32.1
[16:51] <BionicRam> devin 28.4
[16:51] <BionicRam> kez 26.3
[16:51] <BionicRam> nielseke 10.9
[16:51] <Fern> that was my word
[16:51] <Taz> soz
[16:51] <Taz> just tryingf to help by eliminating some for u
[16:51] <Taz> ;P
[16:51] <simmondo> lol yeah yeah
[16:54] * Fern gets even more excited and nervous
[16:54] <Sean> ?scorecard
[16:54] <BionicRam> Triplet(s) are worth 22.5 1.5 -1.0 points.
[16:54] <BionicRam> ront 33.0
[16:54] <BionicRam> ben 32.1
[16:54] <BionicRam> devin 28.4
[16:54] <BionicRam> kez 26.3
[16:54] <BionicRam> nielseke 10.9
[16:55] <Fern> donna - whats the url of tht really good canadian flights web page ?
[16:55] <simmondo> you'll be fine Sonia trust me
[16:56] <simmondo> let me check
[16:56] <simmondo> you can deal with them in england now
[16:56] <Fern> thanks
[16:56] <simmondo> also
[16:56] <Fern> Im just looking at the cost of my holiday options
[16:56] <simmondo> Air Canada do cheap flights on their website if you look on the weds before you fly
[16:56] <simmondo> its about �280 return incl tax
[16:57] <simmondo> at least it was for me
[16:57] <simmondo> and steve only paid �250 at xmas
[16:57] <simmondo> I went at one of the most expensive times
[16:57] <Fern> I remmeber I site where I saw a charter flight foir �230
[16:57] <Fern> oooh
[16:57] <simmondo> might be that one at a different time of year
[16:57] <simmondo> this is a good airline though
[16:57] * BionicRam hiccups
[16:57] <Fern> airline
[16:57] <simmondo> good
[16:57] <Fern> though
[16:57] * BionicRam hiccups
[16:57] <simmondo> tho
[16:57] * BionicRam Congratulates simmondo. You guessed the secret anti triplet 79 (THO) and scored -1.0 points!
[16:57] <simmondo> ough
[16:57] <Fern> tho oug
[16:57] <simmondo> rofl
[16:58] <Fern> LOL
[16:58] <simmondo> bugger
[16:58] <Fern> aniti one
[16:58] <simmondo> ?scorecard
[16:58] <BionicRam> Triplet(s) are worth 22.5 1.5 1.0 points.
[16:58] <BionicRam> ront 33.0
[16:58] <BionicRam> ben 32.1
[16:58] <BionicRam> devin 28.4
[16:58] <BionicRam> kez 26.3
[16:58] <BionicRam> nielseke 10.9
[16:58] <simmondo> no more antis
[16:58] <simmondo> http://www.canadian-affair.com/
[16:58] <Fern> you saved me there
[16:58] <Marcroft> ?tripletodds
[16:58] <simmondo> there you go
[16:58] <BionicRam> Current triplet odds: normal=60% thief=30% anti=10%
[16:58] <Fern> thanks
[16:58] <simmondo> np
[17:02] <Marcroft> ?phone clarke
[17:02] <BionicRam> Alexandra Clarke Phone: 89430 (in London)
[17:02] <BionicRam> Peter Clarke Phone: 74876 (in London)
[17:02] <BionicRam> Graham Clarke Phone: 85180 (in London)
[17:02] <BionicRam> Susan Clarke Phone: 75313 (in London)
[17:02] <BionicRam> Eddie Clarke Phone: 86894 (in London)
[17:03] <Fern> oooh - found a flight for �199
[17:03] <simmondo> same company?
[17:03] <simmondo> dont forget to add tax
[17:04] <Fern> thats flightline
[17:04] <Fern> the company u gave is �238 with tax
[17:04] <Fern> I shall see h0w tonight goes before I book anything :-)
[17:05] <simmondo> you might find the �199 is the same or more with tax
[17:05] <simmondo> plus check the airline
[17:05] <simmondo> some of them arent direct
[17:05] <simmondo> or are poor airlines
[17:05] <simmondo> canada 3000 are fairly good and direct
[17:05] <simmondo> it might be worth the extra �20
[17:05] <Fern> yeh
[17:05] <simmondo> I've flown with them so have other people I know
[17:05] <simmondo> plus they did well in a which survey
[17:06] <Fern> ok - If I go to canada Ill go with them
[17:06] <simmondo> :o)
[17:06] <simmondo> lol
[17:07] <simmondo> Air Cananda are good too
[17:07] <simmondo> just things to think about
[17:07] * simmondo is dead bossy sorry
[17:07] <Fern> or i could go somewhere with my new dishy irish man
[17:07] <Fern> yay
[17:07] <Fern> I like you being bossy
[17:07] <simmondo> lol
[17:13] <Fern> I feel like a giddy teenager
[17:16] <Fern> http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_699000/699929.stm
[17:16] <Fern> very amusing
[17:16] <Fern> how a group of christains are re-defining hell
[17:17] <Fern> The report recommends tact and caution in certain
[17:17] <Fern> circumstances, including "explicit pronouncements" at
[17:17] <Fern> the funeral of a person whose relationship to God had
[17:17] <Fern> been "unclear".
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[17:26] <simmondo> How long now Sonia
[17:26] <Fern> yep
[17:26] <neilv> They seem to conveniently forget the fact that 'Hell' wasn't ever mentioned in religious texts until the 12th century when the Church wanted a better way of subjugating the masses.
[17:26] <simmondo> no how long not not long
[17:31] <Fern> oooh
[17:31] <Fern> meeting him at 6.30
[17:32] <Fern> finsbury park
[17:51] <simmondo> not long now
[17:51] <simmondo> you will be fine
[17:53] <simmondo> I'm sure my machine keeps making monkey noises
[17:53] <simmondo> I'm not sure how though
[17:53] <simmondo> as the sound is turned off
[18:09] <Taz> ;)
[18:09] <Taz> how could that happen
[18:10] <Taz> lunch time
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[18:16] <simmondo> ok I am off
[18:16] <simmondo> good luck Sonia
[18:16] <simmondo> have a nice time
[18:16] <Marcroft> gnoight Donna
[18:16] <simmondo> night hun
[18:16] <Fern> cya
[18:16] <Fern> Im off too
[18:16] <Marcroft> gnight Sonia
[18:16] <Marcroft> enjoy yerself
[18:17] <Fern> I WILL :-)
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[22:35] * Taz nite all
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[1:55] <ben> ?ip sy1d55swk.syd
[1:55] <BionicRam> Name: sy1d55swk.syd.s*******k.com
[1:55] <BionicRam> Address: 138.206.8.21
[1:55] <ben> ?ip sy1d55swk.
[1:55] <BionicRam> *** sy1p130nss.syd.s*******k.com can't find sy1d55swk..s*******k.com: Unspecified error
[1:55] <ben> ?ip sy1d55swk
[1:55] <BionicRam> *** sy1p130nss.syd.s*******k.com can't find sy1d55swk.s*******k.com: Non-existent host/domain
[1:55] <ben> ?ip 138.206.8.21
[1:55] <BionicRam> Doing reverse lookup:
[1:55] <BionicRam> Name: sy1d55swk.syd.s*******k.com
[1:55] <BionicRam> Address: 138.206.8.21
[1:55] <ben> ?ip 138.206.8.4
[1:55] <BionicRam> Doing reverse lookup:
[1:55] <BionicRam> Name: sy1d19swk.syd.s*******k.com
[1:55] <BionicRam> Address: 138.206.8.4
[1:56] <ben> ?ip 138.206.8.200
[1:56] <BionicRam> *** sy1p130nss.syd.s*******k.com can't find 138.206.8.200: Non-existent host/domain
[1:56] <BionicRam> Doing reverse lookup:
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[1:58] <ben> just doing some testing
[1:58] <ben> don't mind me...
[1:58] <ben> ?ip 138.206.8.200
[1:58] <BionicRam> *** sy1p130nss.syd.s*******k.com can't find 138.206.8.200: Non-existent host/domain
[1:58] <BionicRam> Doing reverse lookup:
[1:58] <ben> much better
[1:58] <ben> well - the output comes in the wrong order
[1:58] <ben> and i could probably fix that
[1:58] <ben> if it weren't for the apathy thing
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[2:40] <devin> ?ip 146.180.19.10
[2:40] <BionicRam> Doing reverse lookup:
[2:40] <BionicRam> Name: dirty_nerd_girl.chi.s*******k.com
[2:40] <BionicRam> Address: 146.180.19.10
[2:41] <ben> lol
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[2:42] <ben> tried pinging it?
[2:42] <ben> no answer from dirty_nerd_girl
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[4:19] *** nielseke sets mode: +o BionicRam
[4:19] <nielseke> wonder if BR filters get parsed by BR when entered into the chan... one way to find out.
[4:21] <BionicRam> ?order long-island-iced-tea
[4:21] <nielseke> ?order long-island-iced-tea
[4:21] * BionicRam gives nielseke long-island-iced-tea. No need to pay - this one's on me.
[4:21] <nielseke> poor BR, can't even order himself a drink
[4:22] <nielseke> guess that bartenders can't be their own best customer
[4:23] <nielseke> ?order a bounced cheque
[4:23] * BionicRam gives nielseke a bounced cheque. No need to pay - this one's on me.
[4:23] <nielseke> thanks BR
[4:23] * BionicRam beams "No problem nielseke."
[4:25] <devin> ?order a hard on
[4:25] * BionicRam gives devin a hard on. No need to pay - this one's on me.
[4:26] <nielseke> you naughty little boy you
[4:26] <devin> really should have some common decency checking in there...
[4:26] <nielseke> ?spank devin
[4:26] <nielseke> ?dip devin
[4:26] * BionicRam dips devin into the Stephen Wales Memorial Sheep Dip Trough
[4:26] <nielseke> That'll cool ya off
[4:27] <ben> * BionicRam give devin ... hang on a sec - are you trying to trick me?
[4:28] <BionicRam> xdeerhunger
[4:28] <devin> yeah, kind of like that
[4:28] <BionicRam> xdeerhunter
* It * click
[4:28] <BionicRam> xdeerhunter
* It * click
[4:28] <BionicRam> deerhunter
* It * click
[4:28] <BionicRam> deerhoonter
[4:28] <BionicRam> deerhunter
* It * click
[4:28] <BionicRam> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[4:28] <BionicRam> dat wuz close
[4:28] <BionicRam> deerhunter
* It * 4BANG!
[4:28] *** BionicRam was kicked by It (see you on the other side)
[4:28] <nielseke> hmm, that filter works from It
[4:29] <nielseke> what?!
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[4:29] <ben> hmm - not sure why he didn't rejoin then
[4:33] <BionicRam> ow - dat hurt
[4:34] <BionicRam> Guess that is wot i get for playin' wiv guns
[4:35] <BionicRam> Maybe I should go back to hunting wwaaabits
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[4:53] <nielseke> ?opme
[4:54] <nielseke> hmm
[4:54] <nielseke> ?opme please?
[4:54] <nielseke> oh BR you big studly wonderful bot you... ?opme please!!!!
[4:54] *** devin sets mode: -v nielseke
[4:54] <nielseke> well, talking nicely do BR doesn't work
[4:55] <ben> ?mascot add nielseke
* It *** nielseke is the #geek mascot ***
[4:55] *** It sets mode: +v nielseke
[4:55] <ben> :)
[4:55] <nielseke> oooo, there's a mascot function
[4:55] <ben> ?mascot remove nielseke
* It *** no-one is the #geek mascot ***
[4:55] *** It sets mode: -v nielseke
[4:56] *** nielseke is now known as no-one
[4:56] <no-one> heh
[4:56] *** no-one is now known as nielseke
[4:56] <ront> ha ha
[4:56] <nielseke> pulling a Sean trick there
[4:57] <nielseke> ?mascot add It
* It *** It is the #geek mascot ***
[4:57] *** It sets mode: +v It
[4:57] <nielseke> heh
[4:57] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[4:57] <ront> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[4:57] <nielseke> ront playing russian rulette?
[4:57] <ront> roulette even
[4:57] <BionicRam> deerhoonter bork bork bork
[4:58] <nielseke> ?!
[4:58] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[4:58] <ront> well - im done
[4:58] <nielseke> bank
[4:58] <nielseke> bang
[4:58] <nielseke> is it really random?
[4:58] <devin> not if it uses a linear congruential generator (which it probably does)
[4:59] <nielseke> oh ya, one of those.
[4:59] <ront> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[4:59] <nielseke> ?? ^^
[4:59] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * 4BANG!
[4:59] *** nielseke was kicked by It (see you on the other side)
[4:59] <ront> hah a
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[4:59] <ront> ha ha
[4:59] <nielseke> I'm just sooooo lucky
[4:59] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[4:59] <nielseke> remind me never to play the real thing
[4:59] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[5:00] <nielseke> whew
[5:00] <ront> yeah - especially when the previous five attempts were "clicks"
[5:00] <nielseke> resets after six?
[5:00] * devin smacks nielseke with an unloaded revolver
[5:00] <ront> depends how you play - sometimes you spin the chamber after every "click"
[5:00] <ront> sometimes you don't
[5:01] * nielseke smacks devin with an assault with a deadly weapon lawsuit
[5:01] <nielseke> well, today must be curry day
[5:01] * devin smacks nielseke with the instructions for his "Mattell fast action cap gun revolver"
[5:03] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[5:03] <nielseke> how many is that?
[5:03] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * 4BANG!
[5:03] *** nielseke was kicked by It (see you on the other side)
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[5:03] <nielseke> waaaaaaaaaaaa
[5:03] <nielseke> seems like it is progressive
[5:04] <ront> see if you can get six consecutive no bang
[5:04] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[5:04] <ront> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[5:04] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * ker chik
[5:04] <ront> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[5:04] <ront> that's 4
[5:04] <ront> deerhunter
* It * ker chik
[5:04] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[5:04] <nielseke> wow
[5:04] <devin> it's an 8-shooter
[5:05] <nielseke> what's with the ker chik?
[5:05] <ront> They don't call me "Two Gun
[5:05] <ront> "Two Gun Ron" for nothing
[5:05] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[5:05] <nielseke> It goes Akimbo
[5:05] <nielseke> deerhoonter bork bork bork
[5:05] <nielseke> :)
[5:05] <nielseke> no? close?
[5:05] <nielseke> sigh...
[5:05] <nielseke> deerhunter
* It * clik.k.k.k.k
[5:06] <ront> deerhunter
* It * 4BANG!
[5:06] <nielseke> yeah
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[5:06] *** BionicRam sets mode: +o ront
[5:06] <ront> about time
[5:14] <nielseke> yep, that's what they call me: "bullet attractor"
[5:15] <nielseke> Well, that's enough playing with guns for now, I'm off to tasty curry with all you can stuff in your belly fresh nan!
[5:15] <devin> what can you stuff in your belly fresh nan?
[5:16] <ront> Ooompa loompa lumpa dee doo
[5:16] <devin> i can't stuff anything in my belly fresh nan
[5:16] <devin> come to think of it, i might not even have a belly fresh nan
[5:16] <ront> What do you get when you gobble down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats..... oompa looompa looompa dee da
[5:16] <devin> man this is obviously a very very sloooow day
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[7:58] <ben> yeah
[8:01] <ront> yaaaawwwwwwwwwwn (rumplestiltskin)
[8:05] <ront> <--- stretches (sequacious)
[8:06] * ben farts (arenaceous)
[8:06] <ben> hi ron (astrophysicist)
[8:06] <ront> ew (trabecular)
[8:06] <ront> hi ben (hysterectomy)
[8:06] <ben> ew? (Charlottesville)
[8:07] <ront> ew = yuck = gross dude
[8:07] <ben> nice word (classificatory)G
[8:07] <ben> nice word (classificatory)
[8:07] <ront> thank you (shabuoth)
[8:07] <ben> no problemmo (deathward)
[8:07] <ront> fustian
[8:07] <ben> what? (deoxyribonucleic)
[8:08] <ben> diatomaceous
[8:08] <ben> (diethylstilbestrol)
* It 's Diets * This week, I are been mostly eating leeks
[8:08] <ben> shutup It
[8:08] <BionicRam> Yeah - shutup It
[8:08] <ben> leeks suck
[8:08] <ront> fustian : pretentious and banal writing or speech
[8:08] <ben> isn't that right br?
[8:08] * BionicRam agrees with ben. "Too right!"
[8:08] <ront> ?dip ben
[8:08] * BionicRam dips ben into the Stephen Wales Memorial Sheep Dip Trough
[8:08] <ben> ?set fire to ron
[8:08] <ront> ?chicago
[8:08] * BionicRam chooses a random item from the Chicago University 1993 scavenger hunt...
[8:08] <BionicRam> 22. ____ A lavender VW "Bug." (200pts)
[8:09] <ront> deerhunter
* It * click
[8:09] <ben> divestiture
[8:09] <ben> might be time
[8:09] <ben> time to go
[8:09] <ront> inexplicable
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[8:09] *** It sets mode: +o simmondo
[8:09] <ben> heh
[8:09] *** BionicRam sets mode: +o simmondo
[8:09] * simmondo waves a cheery hello to the channel
[8:09] <ben> hi donna
[8:09] <ben> bye donna
[8:09] <ront> hi
[8:09] <simmondo> lol
[8:09] <simmondo> hiya
[8:10] <ben> <- going home
[8:10] <simmondo> bye ya
[8:10] <simmondo> see you in May
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[8:10] <ben> yes indeedy
[8:10] <simmondo> :o)
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[8:10] <ront> ben - btw i'll be in ldn may 15-june 3 (probably)
[8:10] <ront> dooh... he's gone
[8:10] <simmondo> well we can see you
[8:10] <simmondo> kewl
[8:10] <simmondo> :o)
[8:10] <simmondo> where will you be working or is holiday?
[8:11] <ront> training class plus one week working with Equities IT team
[8:11] <simmondo> kewl
[8:11] <simmondo> we should have drinks
[8:11] <simmondo> :o)
[8:11] <ront> no doubt
[8:11] <simmondo> not that we like any excuse or anything
[8:11] <simmondo> ;o)
[8:31] <simmondo> tum te tum
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[8:55] <simmondo> hi Seth
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[8:56] <simmondo> morning Sonia
[8:56] <simmondo> how did it go
[8:56] <simmondo> give me all the goss
[8:56] <Fern> lol - went really well
[8:56] <simmondo> and?
[8:56] <simmondo> go on
[8:56] <Fern> apart from the fact he lied to me about his age on saturday
[8:56] <simmondo> oops
[8:57] <simmondo> how old is he?
[8:57] <Fern> hes not 28, hes 37 !!!!
[8:57] <simmondo> ooh much more my age then
[8:57] <simmondo> ;o)
[8:57] <Fern> lol
[8:57] <simmondo> has he got any friends?
[8:57] <Fern> erm - Glen - but hes taken
[8:58] <simmondo> lol obviously
[8:58] <Fern> hes got a brother - dunno how old tho
[8:58] <simmondo> oh well
[8:58] <simmondo> :o)
[8:58] <Fern> I may see him again tonight
[8:58] <simmondo> oooh
[8:58] <Fern> bbim - need to do my hair
[8:59] <simmondo> k
[8:59] <immells> So this man has already lied to you once about something as basic as his age, and you're seeing him again?
[8:59] * immells shakes his head and wonders why people are suprised when relationships don't work out....
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[9:04] <Fern> bbim
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[9:15] *** BionicRam sets mode: +o Fern
[9:15] * Fern now has new desk and computer
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[9:19] <Fern> new desk location LS2.J13.03
[10:06] <Fern> Its suddenly all gone quiet
[10:09] <Sean> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALA
[10:09] <Sean> there you go
[10:26] <nielseke> sssshhhhhhhh.... we'r hunt'n wabits
[10:26] <Sean> hehe
[10:45] <nielseke> ahh, good to see that even Micky and Minny are always Politically sauve
[10:45] <nielseke> BELFAST, April 5 (Reuters) - Mickey and Minnie Mouse skated around political controversy in Northern Ireland by refusing to shake hands with the mayor of Londonderry.
[10:45] <nielseke> The characters, in the city this week for the Disney on Ice Spectacular, initially refused to even pose for photos with Mayor Pat Ramsey for fear they were being used for partisan political reasons, the Irish News reported on Wednesday.
[10:45] <nielseke> After discussions only slightly less arduous than the British province's peace negotiations, Mickey and Minnie finally had their picture taken with the mayor and his pregnant wife.
[10:45] <nielseke> Ramsey insisted he wasn't offended by the handshake snub but summed up the whole affair with one word -- "Goofy".
[10:45] <nielseke> Yep, wouldn't want to give the impression that Walt Disney Enterprises sanctions bombings
[10:46] <nielseke> That would be just outright Daffy
[10:54] <Sean> ok non disney character
[11:30] <Marcroft> ?spell possess
[11:30] <BionicRam> Correct
[11:30] <Marcroft> ?spell posess
[11:30] <BionicRam> Incorrect. Try posers, poses, poses s, poses-s, posses, possess
[11:45] *** Sean sets mode: +o RAS_lawre
[12:05] <nielseke> g'night all
[12:08] <Fern> nite
[12:12] <simmondo> nigh5
[12:22] <Sean> ?hmm
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so Brain, but me and Pipi Longstocking? I mean what would the children look like?
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer - Do not activate with wet hands.-
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Hirsute television star David Hasselhoff claims that laying strips of uncooked bacon over your head just before bedtime is an excellent cure for baldness.
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
[12:23] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
[12:28] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
[12:28] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * PRETEND your house is a pub by stubbing out cigarettes on the carpet, watering down your cans of beer and kicking your wife out into the garden at 11:30.
[12:28] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
[12:28] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Nightmares can be prevented by covering ones bedclothes with radioactive plutonium at least an hour before bedtime.
[12:29] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * International master criminals. Tell your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity. Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of attractive women in bikinis.
[12:29] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
[12:29] <Sean> ?hmmm
* It * If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
[12:29] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Hints' as he reads number 275. "Travel through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops."
[12:29] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Hammerhead Shark' as he reads number 89. Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link (Han Solo only)
[12:29] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars quotes that sound different with Pants' and giggles as he reads "Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!"
[12:31] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Salmon' as he reads number 23. point of view.
[12:31] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars merkins' as he reads number 75. When in doubt, follow the garbage.
[12:31] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Cherry Barb' as he reads number 160. When someone tells you you're walking into a trap... believe them.
[12:31] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Neon Serpae Tetra' as he reads number 62. Always accept apologies.
[12:31] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Tips' as he reads number 78. "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try."
[12:32] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Hints' as he reads number 302. Go to the escape shuttle when told that "The attack plan has been analysed, and there is a risk".
[12:34] <Sean> s
[12:34] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Big Book of Star Wars Innuendoes' and stops at page 6. �You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.�
[12:34] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Tips' as he reads number 331. When your shield generator is hit, intensify forward shields a.s.a.p.: you never know when a ship may crash into your bridge.
[12:41] <simmondo> Are you bored Sean?
[12:45] <Sean> me nope
[12:45] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Big Book of Star Wars Innuendoes' and stops at page 18. �Possible he came in through the south entrance.�
[12:46] <Sean> ?starwars
* It looks at his 'Star Wars Guppy' as he reads number 88. Bacta cures all.
[12:46] <Sean> heh
[12:49] <Sean> ?commentary
* It * "What will you do when you leave football, Jack -- will you stay in football?" (STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)
[12:49] <Sean> ?commentary
* It * "It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." (Radio 5 Live)
[12:49] <Sean> ?commentary
* It * "I think that was a moment of cool panic there." (RON ATKINSON)
[12:51] <Fern> STOP SPAMMING WITH IT
[12:58] <Sean> oooooh
[13:10] <simmondo> told you didnt it
[13:10] * Sean hides under the table
[13:10] <Fern> :-)
[13:10] <simmondo> chicken
[13:10] <simmondo> ;op
[13:11] <Fern> yawn
Session Close: Wed Apr 05 14:35:01 2000